"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager
"oh boy!!" says mitt
mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
there was a post I liked earlier but I didn’t reblog it because I’m a dingdong
about “Captain America That Fox News Doesn’t Know What To Do With” who actively speaks out for welfare, marriage equality, raising the minimum wage, trans rights etc. etc
and one part pointed out that he uses his privilege and platform to bring attention to issues and then get outta the way to let others speak on said issues
which makes me think of Steve going onto talk/news shows like
"Ah, Captain, welcome to the show. So you’re here to talk to us about the homelessness trend among LGBT youth, yes?"
"Thank you for having me. And yes: It’s an incredibly important issue. These are young people who need to be kept safe and protected, and there needs to be more visibility on the matter."
"Which is why I’ve brought a representative from the National Center of Transgender Equality on the show with me so she can speak on the subject."
"…Uh, Captain, I think our viewers were expecting-"
"A much more qualified spokesperson than me, I’m sure! But they don’t have to worry. That’s why I’ve invited her today."
and then he just sits
while the person talks
smiling politely and listening intently
and thanks them at the end of his time slot
And they try and protest but there were Papers and Contracts signed that said that Steve could technically do whatever he wanted on the show, which includes letting someone else speak for him, and the Avengers and their publicity team have got Hella Lawyers on their side (Jen Walters, offscreen, winks and gives Steve a thumbs up) and they literally cannot do anything about it
and he keeps doing it
and it’s awesome and raises web traffic and visibility for causes a heck of a bunch and it’s great
A look back at some of the best “Jesus Christ Jesse” faces from Breaking Bad.
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
Get to know me meme → 5 current celebrity crushes
[4/5] Adam Scott
"I can’t even begin to understand women" well generally I start by treating them like individual human beings rather than a collective consciousness and then go from there